AI-powered meeting intelligence that listens, summarizes, and instantly schedules follow-ups so momentum is never lost.
Our AI detects when a topic nears resolution and immediately suggests tabling it for a follow-up. Closure is the enemy of engagement.
Every meeting produces action items with intentionally unclear ownership, ensuring at least two more meetings to figure out who’s responsible.
Recurring meetings that persist long after the original problem is solved, forgotten, or no longer relevant to anyone on the invite.
AI detection that flags when someone says “this makes sense” but their tone, word choice, and calendar behavior say otherwise.
The moment a meeting ends, three follow-ups are on everyone’s calendar. No human intervention required. No escape possible.
Track your team’s meetings-per-meeting ratio in real time. Leaderboards, trends, and alerts when productivity accidentally happens.
Integrates with Google Calendar, Outlook, and any system that lets us claim your free time.
Our models transcribe, analyze, and identify every moment where someone almost made a decision but didn’t.
Before the meeting even ends, 3 new invites are drafted with slightly different attendee lists for maximum confusion.
Work continues. Not forward, necessarily. But it continues. And that’s what matters.
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Happy April Fools’ Day. None of this is real.
Please do not schedule a follow-up meeting about this.